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February 2012

I am going to cry myself to sleep because everyone hates me goodnight

omg why is my dad in my room he’s just talking to me and I’m nodding and humming how do I get rid of him?????????????

having a dog is like having a child they’re needy and big and adorable and they poop a lot … omg I am a dog

I am going to eat more cake it’s the only way I can get the hippos to accept me as one of their own

lana del rey sounds like the name of an indian restaurant hi welcome to lana del rey we have the best spicy chicken in town

omg the lamp just fell off my desk omg

a post I made has 11 notes does this mean I am officially the president of the united states of everything???????

hi my name is sonny and I suck at colouring with watercolours I suck at everything except cocks that’s the problem

monicagellers: i rarely ever keep the keyboard smash from my first try because sometimes it looks too intense and other times it looks like an actual word and sometimes it doesn’t really reflect my true feelings i mean keyboard smashing is actually a craft that i take very seriously

beautiful sims screenshots 2,5

you know it omg it’s macaroni and licorice how can you eat that omg gross licorice should be banned my sim paints glee fanart this is quinn fabray when I grow up I want to be an old woman who brings her laptop to the park beautiful sims screenshots beautiful sims screenshots 2,0

I am going to play sims now because I can I’m the president of appaloosa plains didn’t you know yes I am gong to kill everyone see you later!!!!!

“I can’t even! Sigh. A+. What is air? My body is ready. Spirit animal! Same....”

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if I was the president I’d burn everyone’s houses down because we should all live in bouncy castles yes

asking me why I ship something is like asking a banana why it’s shaped like a penis

when I was younger I used to ask god if he could make my eyes better obviously he never did that but one time I asked him if he could make the sun shine and the sun actually shone so I think it all has a deeper meaning and that meaning is peanut butter is gross

olive is coming over tomorrow and we’re gonna eat cake and derp it’s gonna be fabulous also can you see how my grammar is getting worse I didn’t think that was possible sweet baby jesus

I just printed out my application for that school I wanna go to it’s kinda like high school but a bit like college too and you can choose between focusing on language or math I am obviously choosing language cause math is dumb

yocaroline: blainetheasspirate: redsolostripper: Still the greatest OMG A HOBBIT I AM SOBBINB HAHAHAHAHA

omg ok so no offense but it doesn’t look good when overweight people wear tight clothes there was this chick on x factor and she was wearing a really tight dress and it was short and idk it just didn’t look good at all

anddancingwiththedevil replied to your post: anddancingwiththedevil replied to your post: my… I literally texted my friend and was like bro, can you tell Sonny I love her? :’) I know I got the message omg

“poop” yeah that’s a good tweet

anddancingwiththedevil replied to your post: my dash is so dead today where is everyone??????? HERE :) gOOD also I love ypu

why do I even have twitter omg I thought it would be like text posts but it’s not this is so disappointing

my dash is so dead today where is everyone???????

there were a lot of black people hugging a white guy woah alone in the dark much

I’m going to see who gets voted out pray for me xoxopoop

I’m mourning the loss of my favourite mug it was tragic I accidentally pushed it off my desk rip mug you were extraordinary

hello I am waiting for the x factor results also I played sims and everyone is dead now gr8

ok I’m going to play sims now pray for my soul let’s hope quinn doesn’t get killed by the unicorn fire again adios

omg aLMOST THERE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my brother’s birthday is in full swing there are 20 boys here someone come save me creys

omg ok so me and my dad went to this lawyer’s office because my dad needed to hand in some papers or something idk and I was hanging out with the secretary she was really cool and we were chillin but suddenly her computer screen went white because it couldn’t handle all the millions of danish crowns she had to move to the bank omg and I fell off the couch laughing it was really...

I just bought the sims 3 master suite stuff and I am waiting for it to install my toes are curling I am EXCITED :D

I am going to look for my cat and then I’m going to sleep I have to get up early tomorrow because me and my dad are going to talk to a lawyer dun dun DUUUNNN ok I love you bye :D

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yes I love seeing ask box games with 398 questions on my dash I love scrolling past them yaaaaaaaaaaaaay cheers

Anonymous asked: the whole bus thing is a joke, it's like when that girl got hit by a bus in mean girls, it means that they want a character to die so yeah just a joke.

it’s ok if you like shipping fictional characters with buses we all have our kinks

friendly reminder that glee is a tv show and if you feel the need to yell at people and tell them to kill themselves because of a ship you need to calm the fuck down and realise what you are doing please and thank you

if my cat dies tonight I will lie down on the road and never get up

I always get really upset without my cat it’s like I don’t know how to function is this what marriage feels like omg

what if I was actually a cat

omg you don’t have to put every single one of your text posts under a read more especially when you have a big theme that takes time to load my banjo is crying